Count sesame street4/9/2023 In fact, he got up TWENTY- ONE TIMES overnight to voice his disapproval! But don’t worry: you got FOUR or FIVE hours of sleep in there somewhere, and now he’s up before the sun, somehow full of energy, and eager to number your mistakes once again. TEN! You read him a book, sang him a song, and gently tucked him into bed, which was, of course, absolutely infuriating. But it looked so pink and delicious and he was very upset-I think it still COUNTS! Ah ah ah! A Swingin Sesame Street Celebration the title of that boisterous concert, a new album and PBS broadcast special was a 50th-anniversary party for Sesame Street, the beloved educational television series. NINE! You wouldn’t let him drink bubble bath, which, well, okay. SEVEN! You called him over to look at some dogs walking by the window, but by the time he toddled over, the dogs were GONE! That’s right, ZERO-you can’t count them- ZERO dogs! The wails of heartbreak and despair were loud enough to be heard in Transylvania!ĮIGHT! You made him take a bath, but you wouldn’t let him carry the cat into the tub with him, which caused ONE, TWO, THREE ear-piercing screams, and SIX scratches from a fantastically frightened feline! SIX! You agreed to play trains with him, but when he asked you to do the voice of the caboose you said “choo-choo” and he burst into tears! Well, honestly, “choo-choo” is a little first thought, isn’t it? Maybe wait for your SECOND or THIRD idea! Uh-oh, it’s not even SEVEN a.m.!įOUR! You gave him a clean dinosaur shirt to wear, but he wanted the dinosaur shirt from the hamper, which is covered in SIX-count them- SIX prominent food and dirt stains!įIVE! You dropped him off at daycare, which was a staggering betrayal, but then you made another grave mistake just hours later: picking him up from daycare! Right when he was starting to have fun! That makes TWO, TWO mistakes in ONE! That’s gonna cost you FORTY- FIVE minutes of sobbing. THREE! You handed him a granola bar instead, but it broke in half. Today, he HATES them! ( lightning flashes) Classic Sesame Street - The Count Counts Telephone Rings (full version) Veston Bruno 20.8K subscribers Subscribe 1. In a historical moment, the show launched with Gordon showing 6-year-old Sally around 'Sesame Street.' In its first year, the show’s curriculum focused on counting from one to 10, colors and shapes, reciting the alphabet, and relational concepts. TWO! You offered him blueberries but that was his favorite food yesterday! ONE whole day ago. ONE! You said “good morning” when you walked into his room to wake him up, but he did not want you to say that to him! Enormous mistake, right off the BAT. Greetings! It is I, the Count, and the number of the day is TEN! Let’s count the TEN WAYS you did not meet the exacting and unpredictable standards of your toddler today!
0 Comments
Leave a Reply.AuthorWrite something about yourself. No need to be fancy, just an overview. ArchivesCategories |